She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
