let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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