No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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