We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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