you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize