scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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