got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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