how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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