I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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