i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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