A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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