ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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