What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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