the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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