Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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