it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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