Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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