Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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