how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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