She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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