That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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