you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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