Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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