I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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