Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
don't judge my taste in strippers
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