So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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