Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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