It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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