Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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