Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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