Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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