nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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