Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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