It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
