How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Welp...herpes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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