His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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