So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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