Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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