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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

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  Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on

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  How come?

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  Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

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  Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING

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• (650): View more from California

  You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.

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