no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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