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All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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