I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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