I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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