I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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