does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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