i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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