You made me cry and you don't even care
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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