My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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