She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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