the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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