dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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