I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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