**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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