I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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