oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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